Guaning

Adjective/Verb. Used to describe situations which are both amusing and acceptable (1). Also frequently used in the negative form to express shock or dismay (2). Can also be used to describe any trek or adventure undertaken whilst under the influence of cannabis (3).

(1) 1: Look, I made a bong out of a pepper!

2: Dude, that's totally guaning.

(2) 1: I raped your mother.

2: Oh what? That's not guaning.

(3) 1: Wanna come over and play Tekken?

2: Can't, I'm guaning on out.

by AquamanPaperfaceEditor May 11, 2009

Guanin

Slang For "What's Going On Then" Commonly Used By Teenagers

"Hey What's Guanin Blud?"

by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009

gurning

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

Grease Gunning

An act performed during sexual intercourse where a person will place their penis on the edge of the anus and cum, forcing the cum into the anal cavity without penis insertion.

X doesn’t enjoy anal but is okay with Grease Gunning. Y Grease Gunned X’s ass as a release instead.

by Plucked Chook January 25, 2021

gunning sticks

Smoking cigarettes quickly or one-after-another.

Tom: Where's Anne Marie and Michelle?

Bob: Out back, gunning sticks.

by StarSeed1031 January 17, 2011

Gunning to the Officers

A prison term for masturbating to, and in front of, the female officers.

I haven't been with a woman for five years, so of course I'm gunning to the officers

by Sylaine November 29, 2012

tail gunning

the art of shooting one's load in a woman's anus immediately after anal sex whilst the anus is dilated and before its diameter reduces to a size too small to hit.

When Luke Skywalker destroyed the Death Star before the window of opportunity vanished, tail gunning.

by DoubleMiles September 10, 2010