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Guako

The mix of saying something is gay and awesome at once
We’re too old to be sledding but it’s so guako
by Yelir22 February 12, 2018
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Guanopsychotic

(adjective) Guano (bat sh!t)+psychotic(crazy); bat sh!t crazy, expressed in a way that is less likely to upset or offend parents, instructors, etc. May even get points for creativity.
Did you see that lady yelling at the W@l-Mart cashier? She was guanopsychotic!
by JMixx August 6, 2010
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Guano-a-guano

Guano-a-guano- is a Jersey originated term that means "bullshit to bullshit". Best examples are when politicians (or extreme left wing liberals) begin debating a subject and you just know it's all going to be "politics as usual" or "guano-a-guano" match. Derived from the Spanish term "Mano-a-mano" - originally used in bullfighting by matadors trying to gain the popularity from the crowd. And of course Guano is the excrement from seabirds, bats and seals...

Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.
In 2011 when the republicans gain control of the house of representatives, I cant wait for the Guano-a-guano debates and rhetoric that will come from the liberals. I can't wait for Barrack Hussein Obama and Speaker of the House, John Boehner start their first session in Congress about repealing Obamacare. It's going to be guano-a-guano at it's best!
by BobNJ November 15, 2010
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GunkOut

Famously known for eating his favorite meal: the Cockfish.
Gunkout: “We didn’t build it, Joe did”
Who’s Joe?”
Gunkout: “Joe Mama
*Gunkout has been banned*
by hymnole May 5, 2020
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guano cave

1) A goopy, smelly vagina. A snotty stoonch.

2) A bat cave oozing truffle butter, cunk, guano or other poop-like deposits of organic matter.

Origin:

Spelunkers (cave explorers) commonly see piles of bat guano caking the floor of caves, along with stalactites, stalagmites and other crusty deposits.

Likewise, the human pootytang can produce an assortment of cunk, coochie butter, slag and cum that emits a fishy, tangy or mangy scent.

The rectum’s proximity to the twat also creates opportunities for dookie to stink up a woman’s coochie. Hence, “guano cave” is the technical term when we’re dealing with a pungent stoonch with visible gunk, that emits not just fishy, tangy or musty odor—but a robust, spicy, fecal fragrance.

Synonyms:
stoonch, dookie cookie, poopy pootytang, bat cave, skunk, rotten cookie, queefing wookie
Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Helga's guano cave. "Spelunking that snotty stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.

When asked about the smell, I told my friends she lived in a sewer pipe, slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to point at the dripping guano cave between her legs.
by Uncle Doodle August 19, 2016
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Guacomole Nigga Penis

Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack
Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again

Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis
by ЬiggieNiggie February 6, 2019
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gone guano

To have gone bat-shit crazy, due to the Quechua word for bat feces.
Did you see Pat Buchanan on Fox News? He's totally gone guano!
by tagonist July 15, 2009
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