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They're like mexicans, except shorter. Deprived from the word Guatamalan. Such persons are often employed in roofing and/or landscaping to improve the agriculture and shelter for those of us that didn't illegally hop the border. Guatos tend to hit on anything that appears to have titties and sport funky 80's haircuts with walmart clothing and crusty toes.
That dirty guato is carressing my grass and eyeing my dog.
guato by the name's linh June 21, 2006
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a guatemalian someone from guatemala
i got mad so i said fuck the guatos.
guato by al joiashawoeianghao April 6, 2007
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guato guaton Guatona gator Gatorade Gato guano gatoraid Gator Bait gator tail

gator farts 

This describes a long, gurgling low pitched series of farts.
Bruto let out gator farts which left the impression that a gator had somehow crawled up his ass!
gator farts by I, Wreckerrr January 6, 2017

gatorade saxophone 

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.
Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.
Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

Gator Posts 

As in instigator. Instigating posts made intentionally to piss you off. Not to be confused with trolls and their damn trolling, gator posts are done by someone PRETENDING to be against something. A gator touches a keyboard to push buttons for control of your mind or a thread.
Those "Justin Beiber is gay!" gator posts are from his biggest secret admirers!
Gator Posts by Summerbees February 14, 2012

Gatorgrade 

Something or someone of exceptionally high quality, most commonly spoken from the mouth of a gator. (See definition for gator- i.e. "best pimp in the game")
Chris: How was banging that chick last night?

Christian: I meannnn, the bitch was gatorgrade. Came 4 times.
Gatorgrade by FreshN'Moist June 9, 2013