Guagen

Different type of lean (pink)

I just bought a "duece" of Guagen

by bankinabundance February 11, 2023

12 guage headache

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.

The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.

by MACV July 25, 2008

Guggenheim

When you ejaculate gratuitously in your pants making your underwear so messy that it is worthy of being hung in an art museum.

Man, I dry humped the shit out of Britney's leg so hard and for so long that I guggenheimed in my undies.

by Alexnathen December 9, 2008

guaren

Something thats guaranteed.

I'm guaren getting pussy tonight. That house is pretty guaren.

by kentMOKESblunts November 22, 2010

GÜgenzilley

The feeling of discovering a close friend has betrayed you. To include a partner revealing that they cheated on you.

Joe went out to the bar today, and the GÜgenzilley was really hitting him hard.

by Linneas_db January 18, 2023

Gagenda

The secret belief that all homosexuals have a plan to manipulate straight people by "turning" them gay.

"Steve is totally trying to use the Gagenda to convert Mike."

by Pollx March 18, 2011

Guarenshee

The act of guaranteeing something, and I the outcome is not what is guaranteed then the person must shit their pants.

Tom B: I guarenshee that we will beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl.
(5 hours later Tom B was forced to shit his own pants)

by Dwight Danger Schrute December 3, 2018