Definitions by Alexnathen

Poo Mummie 

A perfectly preserved piece of gum that has finally been pooped out after a long process of digestion

Yesterday I was about to flush, but then had to take a picture of these two poo mummies in my toilet bowl.

Poo Mummie by Alexnathen December 17, 2008

Guggenheim 

When you ejaculate gratuitously in your pants making your underwear so messy that it is worthy of being hung in an art museum.

Man, I dry humped the shit out of Britney's leg so hard and for so long that I guggenheimed in my undies.

Guggenheim by Alexnathen December 9, 2008