A perfectly preserved piece of gum that has finally been pooped out after a long process of digestion
Yesterday I was about to flush, but then had to take a picture of these two poo mummies in my toilet bowl.
by Alexnathen December 07, 2008
When you ejaculate gratuitously in your pants making your underwear so messy that it is worthy of being hung in an art museum.
Man, I dry humped the shit out of Britney's leg so hard and for so long that I guggenheimed in my undies.
by Alexnathen December 07, 2008