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12 guage headache
The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.
The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.
12 guage headache by MACV July 25, 2008
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gauges
Incorrect slang used to desribe stretched ear piercings.
Guage refers to the size of the jewelry not the stretched ear itself.
Guage refers to the size of the jewelry not the stretched ear itself.
gauges by superbatmangoth February 28, 2009
Gauges
This is a word that is incorrectly used by many people to describe the jewelry worn in stretched earlobe piercings. The Gauge system is actually a system of measurement, initially created to measure the thickness of wire and other cylindrical objects. Calling a piece of jewelry a 'gauge' is equivalent to calling it an 'inch' or a 'millimeter.' Just because you're wearing a piece of jewelry which measures 2 gauge in size does not mean it would be proper to say "I'm wearing gauges."
Incorrect Use: "I want to buy some new gauges." also "How big are your gauges, bro?!"
Correct Use: "I want to buy some 4 gauge plugs." or "This piece of jewelry is 12 Gauge 5/8" tongue labret."
"What size are your plugs?" or "What size jewelry are you wearing in your ears?" are effective ways of inquiring about someone's stretched earlobe piercings without making yourself look like an idiot. Walking into a piercing studio and saying "I want some new gauges," is also incorrect. Try saying "I'm looking for some 4 gauge plugs." or playing it even safer, "I'm looking for new earrings."
Correct Use: "I want to buy some 4 gauge plugs." or "This piece of jewelry is 12 Gauge 5/8" tongue labret."
"What size are your plugs?" or "What size jewelry are you wearing in your ears?" are effective ways of inquiring about someone's stretched earlobe piercings without making yourself look like an idiot. Walking into a piercing studio and saying "I want some new gauges," is also incorrect. Try saying "I'm looking for some 4 gauge plugs." or playing it even safer, "I'm looking for new earrings."
Gauges by The Piercing Elite March 4, 2009
12 Guage and Rage
When your suicidal but wanting some excitement.
You load the 12 guage shotgun and load a single shell, ready to go out with a bang but in style.
You load the 12 guage shotgun and load a single shell, ready to go out with a bang but in style.
Person 1: "Dude I don't want to live anymore but at the same time I don't want to leave without a bang."
Other person: "Dude, play the 12 Guage and Rage!"
Other person: "Dude, play the 12 Guage and Rage!"
12 Guage and Rage by OGSK August 20, 2020
Guaves
A Nickname for the testicles of a pig used mostly by the muslim community for the purpose of making jokes
Jonas: "Today I had a delicious Guave Burger for my Iftar, it was so delicious man".
Bunyamin: "Habibi, that´s so Haram, you know that Guaves are the Testicles of Pigs"
Bunyamin: "Habibi, that´s so Haram, you know that Guaves are the Testicles of Pigs"
Guaves by HalalHabibi187 April 9, 2023
guage name
Funny, Loyal, and down to earth. Best nigga you'll ever meet, and dick game strong! Perfection in one person! Can eat like no other! In bed and at the table.
guage name by Spankyd23 July 30, 2017
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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