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guages

Type of jewelry worn in stretched earlobe piercings. Also known as tunnels and commonly written "gauges" although this spelling is incorrect.
- How wide are your guages?
- 8mm.
- You pussy.
by B.P.O. April 15, 2011
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12 guage headache

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.
The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.
by MACV July 25, 2008
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gauges

Incorrect slang used to desribe stretched ear piercings.

Guage refers to the size of the jewelry not the stretched ear itself.
slang using person who knows no better: "woah your ear gauges are rad."
by superbatmangoth February 28, 2009
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Gauges

This is a word that is incorrectly used by many people to describe the jewelry worn in stretched earlobe piercings. The Gauge system is actually a system of measurement, initially created to measure the thickness of wire and other cylindrical objects. Calling a piece of jewelry a 'gauge' is equivalent to calling it an 'inch' or a 'millimeter.' Just because you're wearing a piece of jewelry which measures 2 gauge in size does not mean it would be proper to say "I'm wearing gauges."
Incorrect Use: "I want to buy some new gauges." also "How big are your gauges, bro?!"

Correct Use: "I want to buy some 4 gauge plugs." or "This piece of jewelry is 12 Gauge 5/8" tongue labret."



"What size are your plugs?" or "What size jewelry are you wearing in your ears?" are effective ways of inquiring about someone's stretched earlobe piercings without making yourself look like an idiot. Walking into a piercing studio and saying "I want some new gauges," is also incorrect. Try saying "I'm looking for some 4 gauge plugs." or playing it even safer, "I'm looking for new earrings."
by The Piercing Elite March 4, 2009
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12 Guage and Rage

When your suicidal but wanting some excitement.
You load the 12 guage shotgun and load a single shell, ready to go out with a bang but in style.
Person 1: "Dude I don't want to live anymore but at the same time I don't want to leave without a bang."
Other person: "Dude, play the 12 Guage and Rage!"
by OGSK August 20, 2020
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Guaves

A Nickname for the testicles of a pig used mostly by the muslim community for the purpose of making jokes
Jonas: "Today I had a delicious Guave Burger for my Iftar, it was so delicious man".
Bunyamin: "Habibi, that´s so Haram, you know that Guaves are the Testicles of Pigs"
by HalalHabibi187 April 9, 2023
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guage name

Funny, Loyal, and down to earth. Best nigga you'll ever meet, and dick game strong! Perfection in one person! Can eat like no other! In bed and at the table.
Ain't no one like a Guage name
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