Guggenheim

When you ejaculate gratuitously in your pants making your underwear so messy that it is worthy of being hung in an art museum.

Man, I dry humped the shit out of Britney's leg so hard and for so long that I guggenheimed in my undies.

by Alexnathen December 09, 2008

guggenheim

to have a German manwhore rip your nipple ring off.

Dah! I went to Europe and I was guggenheimed!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

guggenheim

What women type via text when they are at a loss for words

*Conversation via txt*
woman - I'm hungry
guy - what do you want?
woman - I don't know
guy - how about sushi
woman - I'm allergic
guy - how about Chinese take out?
woman - ehhhhhhhh
guy - you want to choose then?
woman - guggenheim

by daquizzle July 25, 2019

Roger Guggenheim

A Roger Guggenheim is a college student known for spreading chlamydia among the masses. He's the worst person you can imagine; he's bigoted, arrogant, and downright annoying. Roger Guggenheim studies business and wears sweaters even in the dead of summer, which is why he's so stinky all the time. His favorite pastimes include conspiring with the Iocal rodents, disturbing the peace in the library, defecating on the floors of communal showers, and spreading diseases for fun. Roger Guggenheim's exploits are greatly exaggerated, but like most myths, the stories are built on truth.

"He knew he had chlamydia and he still spread it everywhere-- what a Roger Guggenheim."

by rogerguggenheimapologist September 01, 2022

marc guggenheim

a weak and complicit man who claims reverse sexism exists

wow marc guggenheim is weak and complicit and looks like a raw tator tot

by fuckyouwhitemen January 21, 2018

Guggenheim's Law

Guggenheim's Law states that, while attending a beach party it is impossible experience a devestating loss. In logical terms this is written as:

Person ^ Beach_Party -> ¬Devestating_Loss

Being devestated after losing the final of shipwrecked, which involved spending 5 months on a desert island attending beach parties. This is a mathematical impossibility hence Guggenheim's Law.

by Reyahamn June 24, 2007

The Guggenheimer

1. it's a heim the guges.
2. the name of a secret thing found only somewhere on earth, but NOT in germany or other german-speaking countries.
3. the statue guy that looks like the Moai statue.

person 1: "I'ma go worship The Guggenheimer, wanna come too?"
person 2: "sure man, i fuckin' love The Guggenheimer"

by ceral March 21, 2024