Guacophile

Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.

Rob's making Guacamole again? He's a right Guacophile, that bellpiece!

by El-Leppard January 27, 2019

Goatophile

A person who loves goats.

John is a goatophile. He can't can't get enough of goats

by Goats4life✌️ June 10, 2015

Graecophile

One who is presumptuously interested in ancient Greece and Athenian ways or one who pretends to be as a facade to get into Harvard law

"That 300 movie lacked character development, the symbolism was pedantic and the plot was laced with unforgivable historical inaccuracies."

"I thought its imagery was vivid and its cinematography was Orwellesian, but I'd adore anything concerning ancient Greece. Golly gee, I'm such a graecophile."

by Monica Kim December 27, 2008

Gunophile

One who is passionate about firearms.

They eat, sleep, and dream firearms.

I'm a registered Gunophile....

by Macky T January 2, 2008

Guidophile

noun: a woman with a sexual fetish for Italian men.

woman 1: 'Did you hook up in Venice or what?'

woman 2: (licks lips) 'You know I can't resist Hot, Italian, Sausage.'

woman 1: 'Shut up ho!' (giggle) 'You are such a fucking Guidophile!'

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

Guacophobe

Noun, polar opposite of a Guacophile with tendencies to fly into fits of rage upon mere sight of an avocado. Normally found anywhere from the Midlands and upwards. All round sound geezer and inspiration to us all, hates fishing.

"Want an Avocado, Daz?

"No Thanks, I'm a bit of Guacophobe, I'd sooner cry wank in a 7 series"

by El-Leppard January 30, 2019

glamophile

1.) A person whose penchant for glamour borders on obsession, or whose actions in the pursuit of glamour function at the exclusion of all other faculties of reason, logic and prioritization; 2.) One who is so in love with glamour as to almost have an affliction; 3.) One who is so addicted to the indulgence of their glamour-seeking tendencies that they begin to suffer from outright glamoholism, also known as a glamoholic.

"My roomate is late with her half of the rent thanks to her absurd glamophile tendencies. She said she had to have those Jimmy Choo stilettos, even if it meant her ass out on the streets! "

"That girl lives in another world, one with a little too much sparkle in it. She refers to herself as a glamophile... but someone should tell her she needs Glamoholics Anonymous!"

by TheGoldenMuse May 17, 2010