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Guacophobe

Noun, polar opposite of a Guacophile with tendencies to fly into fits of rage upon mere sight of an avocado. Normally found anywhere from the Midlands and upwards. All round sound geezer and inspiration to us all, hates fishing.
"Want an Avocado, Daz?

"No Thanks, I'm a bit of Guacophobe, I'd sooner cry wank in a 7 series"
by El-Leppard January 30, 2019
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