Guacophobe 

Noun, polar opposite of a Guacophile with tendencies to fly into fits of rage upon mere sight of an avocado. Normally found anywhere from the Midlands and upwards. All round sound geezer and inspiration to us all, hates fishing.

"Want an Avocado, Daz?

"No Thanks, I'm a bit of Guacophobe, I'd sooner cry wank in a 7 series"

Guacophobe by El-Leppard January 30, 2019

gayophobe 

Noun. An individual who is not homophobic because of his/her fascination with lesbians and bisexual women but is uncomfortable with the notion of gay men, or any action that may make him appear gay

Joe: Aw mannnn, you see that HLA? That's so fucking hot man!
Jim: Holy shit yeah, come closer you can see it better from here.
Joe: FUCK NO man don't get so close you faggot!
Jim: Dude, you're such a gayophobe.

gayophobe by Remora April 11, 2010

Guacaphobia 

The fear of guacamole

Person 1: Did you hear Anthony has Guacaphobia?
Person 2: No, but he sounds like a bitch

Guacaphobia by Just Someone Who Knows A Lot May 14, 2021

Guanophobia 

Fear of being shit on, esp. when inactivity causes it to accumulate.

His guanophobia leads him to strive for achievement so excrement would only accumulate on the statues built in his honor.

Guanophobia by TheArtistFormerlyUnknown June 26, 2018

Guacophile 

Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.

Rob's making Guacamole again? He's a right Guacophile, that bellpiece!

Guacophile by El-Leppard January 27, 2019

Gamophobe 

a term used to describe someone who holds prejudice/fear/hatred towards 'the game'.

Hunter is such a gamophobe, he's constantly scorning the game.

Gamophobe by Maskythelord December 8, 2020

Guanophobia 

extreme shyness or fear of craping airborne.

I don't think Gwen would do that, she has guanophobia

Guanophobia by BritneySupporter June 25, 2024