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Goatophile 

John is a goatophile. He can't can't get enough of goats
Goatophile by Goats4life✌️ June 10, 2015
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Godophile 

A person that receives sexual pleasure from the idea of not only the almighty power of God, but any sort of religion. This also includes finding nuns, crucifixes, and Jesus with only thorns and a loincloth on sexy. There is no known cure or support groups for Godophilia yet.
Taken from fmylife.com, showing a true Godophile gettin' off to the Lord's name: Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
Godophile by Docter B February 11, 2009

Goatsephile

A goatsephile is the internet version of a scatophiliac. A scatophiliac is someone who gets sexual gratification from scaring people on the telephone. A goatsephile is a person who lives vicariously through the photos of a shock exhibitionist to scare people and gain sexual gratification. A shock exhibitionist like Kirk Johnson or "Goatse man". These people current internet chat rooms. They are also known as internet trolls.
Poo: Man check this out! <insert hello.jpg>
Reg: God, you're foul.
Goatsephile by Quizzy July 25, 2008

goatphillia 

1. A sick obsession with goats.
2. Bestiality and a goat.
That person fucking that goat has goatphillia. He also puts the f(u) in function.
goatphillia by Goatphilliac December 6, 2006

Gonatophile 

A person who loves knees, or who has a fetish for human knees.

From the Greek GONATOs + PHILE, "Knee" and "Lover of."

Not to be confused with "gonad."
- "Suzy's dress was too long, I couldn't see her knees."

- "What are you, some sort of gonatophile?"
Gonatophile by al-in-chgo November 12, 2015

glamophile 

1.) A person whose penchant for glamour borders on obsession, or whose actions in the pursuit of glamour function at the exclusion of all other faculties of reason, logic and prioritization; 2.) One who is so in love with glamour as to almost have an affliction; 3.) One who is so addicted to the indulgence of their glamour-seeking tendencies that they begin to suffer from outright glamoholism, also known as a glamoholic.
"My roomate is late with her half of the rent thanks to her absurd glamophile tendencies. She said she had to have those Jimmy Choo stilettos, even if it meant her ass out on the streets! "

"That girl lives in another world, one with a little too much sparkle in it. She refers to herself as a glamophile... but someone should tell her she needs Glamoholics Anonymous!"
glamophile by TheGoldenMuse May 17, 2010

Guacophile 

Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.
Rob's making Guacamole again? He's a right Guacophile, that bellpiece!
Guacophile by El-Leppard January 27, 2019
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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