Goatophile

A person who loves goats.

John is a goatophile. He can't can't get enough of goats

by Goats4life✌️ June 10, 2015

Godophile

A person that receives sexual pleasure from the idea of not only the almighty power of God, but any sort of religion. This also includes finding nuns, crucifixes, and Jesus with only thorns and a loincloth on sexy. There is no known cure or support groups for Godophilia yet.

Taken from fmylife.com, showing a true Godophile gettin' off to the Lord's name: Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

by Docter B February 11, 2009

Goatsephile

A goatsephile is the internet version of a scatophiliac. A scatophiliac is someone who gets sexual gratification from scaring people on the telephone. A goatsephile is a person who lives vicariously through the photos of a shock exhibitionist to scare people and gain sexual gratification. A shock exhibitionist like Kirk Johnson or "Goatse man". These people current internet chat rooms. They are also known as internet trolls.

Poo: Man check this out! <insert hello.jpg>
Reg: God, you're foul.

by Quizzy July 25, 2008

goatphillia

1. A sick obsession with goats.
2. Bestiality and a goat.

That person fucking that goat has goatphillia. He also puts the f(u) in function.

by Goatphilliac December 6, 2006

Gonatophile

A person who loves knees, or who has a fetish for human knees.

From the Greek GONATOs + PHILE, "Knee" and "Lover of."

Not to be confused with "gonad."

- "Suzy's dress was too long, I couldn't see her knees."

- "What are you, some sort of gonatophile?"

by al-in-chgo November 12, 2015

glamophile

1.) A person whose penchant for glamour borders on obsession, or whose actions in the pursuit of glamour function at the exclusion of all other faculties of reason, logic and prioritization; 2.) One who is so in love with glamour as to almost have an affliction; 3.) One who is so addicted to the indulgence of their glamour-seeking tendencies that they begin to suffer from outright glamoholism, also known as a glamoholic.

"My roomate is late with her half of the rent thanks to her absurd glamophile tendencies. She said she had to have those Jimmy Choo stilettos, even if it meant her ass out on the streets! "

"That girl lives in another world, one with a little too much sparkle in it. She refers to herself as a glamophile... but someone should tell her she needs Glamoholics Anonymous!"

by TheGoldenMuse May 17, 2010

Guacophile

Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.

Rob's making Guacamole again? He's a right Guacophile, that bellpiece!

by El-Leppard January 27, 2019