A person that receives sexual pleasure from the idea of not only the almighty power of God, but any sort of religion. This also includes finding nuns, crucifixes, and Jesus with only thorns and a loincloth on sexy. There is no known cure or support groups for Godophilia yet.
Taken from fmylife.com, showing a true Godophile gettin' off to the Lord's name: Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML
A goatsephile is the internet version of a scatophiliac. A scatophiliac is someone who gets sexual gratification from scaring people on the telephone. A goatsephile is a person who lives vicariously through the photos of a shock exhibitionist to scare people and gain sexual gratification. A shock exhibitionist like Kirk Johnson or "Goatse man". These people current internet chat rooms. They are also known as internet trolls.
Poo: Man check this out! <insert hello.jpg>
Reg: God, you're foul.
1.) A person whose penchant for glamour borders on obsession, or whose actions in the pursuit of glamour function at the exclusion of all other faculties of reason, logic and prioritization; 2.) One who is so in love with glamour as to almost have an affliction; 3.) One who is so addicted to the indulgence of their glamour-seeking tendencies that they begin to suffer from outright glamoholism, also known as a glamoholic.
"My roomate is late with her half of the rent thanks to her absurd glamophile tendencies. She said she had to have those Jimmy Choo stilettos, even if it meant her ass out on the streets! "
"That girl lives in another world, one with a little too much sparkle in it. She refers to herself as a glamophile... but someone should tell her she needs Glamoholics Anonymous!"
Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.
Rob's making Guacamole again? He's a right Guacophile, that bellpiece!