Avocado

Literally translates from aztec as "Testicle", making Guacamole, "Testicle Sauce"

Kevin: Want an avocado?
Joey: Nah i'll have a testicle
Kevin: What the fuck is wrong with you, Joey?

by KoriTheGlaceon January 11, 2021

Avocado

A fruit, commonly eaten by Millenials

Millenial: I have no money, no house, no car, but a lifetime supply of avocadoes

by TheExtremeEvoker August 26, 2018

Avocado

A gentleman. Knows how to treat a lady. Low key is a mess and can be stubborn and arrogant at times.

This man is such an avocado. He’s so sweet.

by Tyranasoreus June 2, 2018

Avocado

Used to describe a person, particularly a man, who is socially construed as straight by those around him/her, but in actuality is gay. Someone who goes undected on the gaydar spectrum. Thick, deceptive skin on outside, but a fruit on the inside. Based on the avocado being widely misnomered as a vegetable, when it is indeed a fruit.

Amber: I had no idea that Jerry was gay! He seems so...so... hetero!

Omar: Yeah. Everyone thinks that. He's an avocado.

by Omar via AJ August 9, 2008

Avocado

When you have porn on your desktop you want to hide.

Where is that gangbang video I was going to show Greg? Look in the file marked Avocado!!

by Submissive princess December 23, 2017

Avocado

A person who is weird but amazing crazy but beautiful but most important different but in a good way

I wish i was a avocado

by Lieutenant AVOCADO 🥑 August 11, 2017

Avocado

when a vegetarian gives up on plants and goes back to eating meat
or when someone tries to lay off of healthy food

(its like going commando with vegetables
instead of underwear.)

Jose-hey bob you hear what happened to john?
bob-yeah i hear hes going avocado

by Alejandro Cruz July 11, 2008