A fruit, commonly eaten by Millenials
Millenial: I have no money, no house, no car, but a lifetime supply of avocadoes
by TheExtremeEvoker August 26, 2018
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A gentleman. Knows how to treat a lady. Low key is a mess and can be stubborn and arrogant at times.
This man is such an avocado. He’s so sweet.
by Tyranasoreus June 01, 2018
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Used to describe a person, particularly a man, who is socially construed as straight by those around him/her, but in actuality is gay. Someone who goes undected on the gaydar spectrum. Thick, deceptive skin on outside, but a fruit on the inside. Based on the avocado being widely misnomered as a vegetable, when it is indeed a fruit.
Amber: I had no idea that Jerry was gay! He seems so...so... hetero!

Omar: Yeah. Everyone thinks that. He's an avocado.
by Omar via AJ August 09, 2008
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When you have porn on your desktop you want to hide.
Where is that gangbang video I was going to show Greg? Look in the file marked Avocado!!
by Submissive princess December 22, 2017
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when a vegetarian gives up on plants and goes back to eating meat
or when someone tries to lay off of healthy food

(its like going commando with vegetables
instead of underwear.)
Jose-hey bob you hear what happened to john?
bob-yeah i hear hes going avocado
by Alejandro Cruz July 10, 2008
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The fruit of a tree which grows in tropical and subtropical regions of the world. The tree produces fruit up to three times a year, given the right conditions, and is hardy enough to withstand cold nights as low as 26 degrees Fahrenheit. The fruit is typically green, but some varieties can be yellow, red, and purple. The fruit contains one large seed, which is surrounded by an oily yellowish-green flesh that is soft and mildly sweet when properly ripened.
The avocadoes sold at your local store taste like shit because they are not ripe when they are picked.
by AYB March 08, 2003
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