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guacaphile 

A person who physically touches avocados to test their ripeness to the point it becomes sexual.
Every time my guacaphile friend goes to the grocery store, people stare at her when she shops.
guacaphile by Bee rad. December 8, 2023
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Gagaphile 

A person who obsesses over Lady Gaga, can be male or female, just crazy for her, often related to preforming Gagaphilia.
Guy: I love Lady Gaga, I wanna do her, I love her so much!!

Guy 2: Dude, your a total Gagaphile!!!
Gagaphile by Ereyes100 February 25, 2010
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Guacamiles

The realest man is every comment section. He never lies and always speaks facts regardless of the topic. He also has unlimited knowledge
1: Have you seen what Guacamiles commented?
2: Yeah man that guy is so smart!!
Guacamiles by Guacamiles January 22, 2021

Guyanaphile 

A non-guyanese person who is extremely fond of guyanese, guyanese culture, and/or guyana in general.
Dong is a Guyanaphile...he's loves to hang out with guyanese ppl.
Guyanaphile by Nadira December 30, 2008
Vaginal discharge.
Bobo went to pleasure that tramp and got a mouthful of guacahole.
Guacahole by HumaneAnimal October 25, 2017
Guacamole made inside of any orifice below the navel.
Male: "I was having sex with my girlfriend when we got hungry for some chips, but we didn't wanna stop- so we made some guacahole right then and there and munched down!"

Female: "I hate guacahole. It stings for weeks."
Guacahole by ConkelDURR! August 22, 2011

Guacophile 

Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.
Rob's making Guacamole again? He's a right Guacophile, that bellpiece!
Guacophile by El-Leppard January 27, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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