guacaphile

A person who physically touches avocados to test their ripeness to the point it becomes sexual.

Every time my guacaphile friend goes to the grocery store, people stare at her when she shops.

by Bee rad. December 8, 2023

Gagaphile

A person who obsesses over Lady Gaga, can be male or female, just crazy for her, often related to preforming Gagaphilia.

Guy: I love Lady Gaga, I wanna do her, I love her so much!!

Guy 2: Dude, your a total Gagaphile!!!

by Ereyes100 February 25, 2010

Guacamiles

The realest man is every comment section. He never lies and always speaks facts regardless of the topic. He also has unlimited knowledge

1: Have you seen what Guacamiles commented?
2: Yeah man that guy is so smart!!

by Guacamiles January 22, 2021

Guyanaphile

A non-guyanese person who is extremely fond of guyanese, guyanese culture, and/or guyana in general.

Dong is a Guyanaphile...he's loves to hang out with guyanese ppl.

by Nadira December 30, 2008

Guacahole

Vaginal discharge.

Bobo went to pleasure that tramp and got a mouthful of guacahole.

by HumaneAnimal October 25, 2017

Guacahole

Guacamole made inside of any orifice below the navel.

Male: "I was having sex with my girlfriend when we got hungry for some chips, but we didn't wanna stop- so we made some guacahole right then and there and munched down!"

Female: "I hate guacahole. It stings for weeks."

by ConkelDURR! August 22, 2011

Guacophile

Noun; Person addicted to the laboured product of the avocado. Normally residents of the south of England with penchant for fishing or other pointless activities.

Rob's making Guacamole again? He's a right Guacophile, that bellpiece!

by El-Leppard January 27, 2019