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A significant other whome you have had a child with. Used in place of "partner" or "girlfriend" as a more fitting designation.
Oh no, she is not my wife; she's my grummon.
Grummon by Rc120 October 14, 2016
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Northrop Grumman 

An American global aerospace and defense technology company formed by the 1994 purchase of Grumman by Northrop.
The company was the fourth-largest defense contractor in the world as of 2010, and the largest builder of naval vessels. Northrop Grumman employs over 75,000 people worldwide. Its 2010 annual revenue is reported at $28 billion. Northrop Grumman ranks No. 72 on the 2011 Fortune 500 list of America's largest corporations and ranks in the top ten military-friendly employers. It has its headquarters in West Falls Church, Virginia.
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A man who licks the crust off of a sea cooters scrotum, while masturbating.
Look at that sick man on the beach, he must be a GrimmOne
GrimmOne by Blood fart June 1, 2021

Grumming 

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.
Sam was caught grumming by his mum
Grumming by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010
A Person who masturbates while deficating.
A humerously cumbersome or defective person.

A slow canoe or a person who paddles a slow canoe.
fecophilia
A person who partakes in grumming.
Quit masturbating while deficating you grumman.
Grumman by king grumman May 1, 2010
Forcefully grabbing a bum and rimming it.
If you don’t settle down, you’re going to get a right Grumman
Grumman by Thumperpops November 4, 2017

Oh gummon 

A Samoan slang of 'come on'. This phrase is used in a respectful term, not intended to create anger, drama, violence or be disrespectful. (Can also be used for sarcastic statements).
"Hey man I heard you were late to work, oh gummon!" (oh-garr-maawn)
Oh gummon by Lua11034 February 4, 2019
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