1 definition by king grumman

A Person who masturbates while deficating.
A humerously cumbersome or defective person.

A slow canoe or a person who paddles a slow canoe.
fecophilia
A person who partakes in grumming.
Quit masturbating while deficating you grumman.
by king grumman May 01, 2010
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