grubmonster

Somebody who loves to eat, it is not just a hobby but a lifestyle, an obsession. They will grub at least 20 times a day and kill you if you interrupt them.

As I saw Dave eat 15 Apple pies straight, I realized he was a true grubmonster.

grubmonster by ThotWalkz June 24, 2015

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Gluemonster

Somebody made of glue; someone who needs glue to survive, and thus thrives on its consumption

T.K. the gluemonster was drooling glue as he was playing basketball.

Gluemonster by Mike The Calamity January 21, 2010

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grubmonster • Gluemonster • Gobmonster • grubmiester

Gobmonster

A girl (or guy) who loves to give gobs and will possibly suck your cock right off if you give her half a chance

1. Arghh she just kept sucking me off all night... shes a gobmonster
2. Runnnn! It's a gobmonster

Gobmonster by missjadee October 22, 2008

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grubmiester

a name a person is given or called, to signify their fingers smelling of shit.

“they call me the grubmiester, cause my fingers smell of shit.”

grubmiester by stupid bitch absnbwjkajsjjskjs February 18, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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