Growthage 

To grow the fuck out something.

"man that was some good growthage we had today"

Growthage by simmy1212 January 4, 2008

Growthage 

The genital size increasing abilities of sitting in hot water. The opposite of Shrinkage.

Upon exiting the hot tub, Matt's lady friend exclaimed how excited she was to get to bed. Looking down, Matt thought, "it must be due to the Growthage".

Growthage by thebestjimever October 6, 2018

Grottage 

to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.

Derivation: Google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification).

I was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when I used to resemble a walrus.

He likes to grottage before going to bed.

Grottage by Falcon B Mews March 24, 2010

Gothage 

Any obese person crammed into skin-tight Goth clothing; a combination of "Goth" and "sausage".

"Check out that Gothage in the corner----she's totally checking me out."

Gothage by Imperial_Lady January 22, 2009

grownager 

The status of being a grown man or woman, but having the mentality of a teenager.

Jerome is like fifty years old, listens to B2K, and still wears sagging jeans to work. What a grownager!

grownager by GhettoGeek414 January 10, 2009

growage 

The opposite of shrinkage, when the mail genitals shrink when they are exposed to cold. Growage is not the same as a boner since the penis remains flacid.

That sauna was so hot that I got a major case of growage in there. It didn't hurt that when I stepped out I immediately saw the milf who owned the house.

growage by B-Peeks February 26, 2010

Gowthamei 

A kween who doesn’t eat lunch.

Another kween: Yo Gowthamei, do you wanna eat lunch?

Gowthamei: don’t speak to me, and get your chakra crystals away from me!

Gowthamei by Kweeeen November 27, 2018