Grottage

to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.

Derivation: Google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification).

I was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when I used to resemble a walrus.

He likes to grottage before going to bed.

Grottage by Falcon B Mews March 24, 2010

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Grottage

A variation of 'frottage' or 'frotting'. The act rubbing together of two anuses. Also known as 'grotting'.

Would you care to engage in some grottage, darling?

Grottage by Fc142 March 25, 2026

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Grottage • gottage • gottagettagun!

gottagettagun!

Often the first word babbled by an American baby.

It was so darn cute, she was mimicking her daddy and standing there in her little crib, clearly saying “gottagettagun!”

gottagettagun! by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

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gottage

a cross between a cottage and a garage..very popular in new zealand. usually one or two bedrooms and a garage

jenny just bought a piece of land, i think she should put a gottage on it!

gottage by Ruby Malibu December 1, 2007

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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