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Grottage 

to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.

Derivation: Google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification).
I was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when I used to resemble a walrus.

He likes to grottage before going to bed.
Grottage by Falcon B Mews March 24, 2010
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A variation of 'frottage' or 'frotting'. The act rubbing together of two anuses. Also known as 'grotting'.
Would you care to engage in some grottage, darling?
Grottage by Fc142 March 25, 2026
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