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grownager 

The status of being a grown man or woman, but having the mentality of a teenager.
Jerome is like fifty years old, listens to B2K, and still wears sagging jeans to work. What a grownager!
grownager by GhettoGeek414 January 10, 2009
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Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.
"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"
groager by cdhally September 19, 2013
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greenager 

Greenagers can often be seen volunteering to pick up trash at local parks.
greenager by anon.ymous1 September 22, 2009
A person who is a grown up but older in age - above 30 years old
She/he is Growner than I am
Growner by Jadelouiseplatt May 13, 2016

groinage 

part of the groin area which is rubbed
ie a bit of groinage
groinage by duncan wong November 13, 2003

Brown gownage 

The act of defecating on someone and smearing it all over them, giving the appearance they are wearing a gown.
Kate staggered home, covered in another person's bowel butter after a drug-induced night of brown gownage.
Brown gownage by Zonal K September 29, 2019
a horrendous racial slur used against people with ginger hair
Person 1: look it’s a gronger
Person 2: ur out of order
gronger by grongy January 24, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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