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grovelling 

something that is done when someone under control steps out of line and has to beg for forgiveness, usually has to apologise profusely while kneeling down and kissing the feet of their owner until they've seen enough to forgive them. This is another way of seeing how dedicated one is to their new position to serve their goddess.
I want to see my bitch grovelling at my feet for hours until i think he knows what his done wrong
grovelling by Hecticmanetic March 2, 2015
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Grolling 

What happens when idiots in the forbidden app get together to shitpost
We do a little grolling
Grolling by Birdwaffles March 18, 2021

Gavelling 

A sex act, in which a woman provides oral sex to a man. At any point during the act, the man pulls out, thumps the woman solidly on the forehead with his penis, and declares loudly, "Order in the court!"
Bob hammered out a recess, swept his judge's robes around him and headed to his chambers. His administrative assistant, Nadia, was waiting for him. Bob proceded to hammer out something else, gavelling Nadia firmly.
Gavelling by billn May 31, 2007

Groelinger 

1. A patriot for all humanity, devastatingly powerful and capable. Groelinger asks "Why can't I?" rather than accept failure. Groelinger fights for what he believes tooth and nail to win, but has the wisdom to know what battles can't be won. Groelinger is a lover and a fighter, because passion surges against evil and evil must be fought.

2. An amazing act. An act of making impossible or unlikely to probable and possible.

3. Friend to the end, a Groelinger has a friends back to the end, and will not faulter under any circumstances, including but not limited to; certain death, pain endurance, mental anguish, etc.
1. Don't mess with a Groelinger, that's just a bad idea.

2. Dude, he literally just Groelingered that, I can't believe he did it!

3. Yea, he threw himself in front of that bus to save his friend, what a Groelinger.
Groelinger by Gdoggthehog October 24, 2011

groveling 

Kissing the feet of your woman to show extreme deference after a bender. This submissive man is overcome with shame and fear while kissing these magnificent feet.
He went out last night with the guys and didnt come home until 4:30am. She was out of ambien and only slept for like an hour. She ripped him the biggest asshole and told him hes a man child and she won't have children with him until he gets his shit together ... Now he is groveling at her feet.
groveling by hamboner08 March 28, 2016

Grovering 

Verb - the insertion of fruit into a woman's vagina, followed by intercourse and mutual oral sex.
"The hell is all this pineapple doing all over the floor?!"

"Grovering, my friend - a delicious way to one of your five-a-day!"
Grovering by odious_me January 10, 2013

hansel and gretelling 

When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.
I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?
hansel and gretelling by odie74 September 20, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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