When you spend the night at your boyfriends house and leave lingerie behind, like breadcrumbs.
I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?
Buy a
hansel and gretelling
mug!
When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.
Houseguest: "where are you guys?"
Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"
Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!
Buy a
set up the air mattress
mug!
