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Gavelling 

A sex act, in which a woman provides oral sex to a man. At any point during the act, the man pulls out, thumps the woman solidly on the forehead with his penis, and declares loudly, "Order in the court!"
Bob hammered out a recess, swept his judge's robes around him and headed to his chambers. His administrative assistant, Nadia, was waiting for him. Bob proceded to hammer out something else, gavelling Nadia firmly.
Gavelling by billn May 31, 2007
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grovelling 

something that is done when someone under control steps out of line and has to beg for forgiveness, usually has to apologise profusely while kneeling down and kissing the feet of their owner until they've seen enough to forgive them. This is another way of seeing how dedicated one is to their new position to serve their goddess.
I want to see my bitch grovelling at my feet for hours until i think he knows what his done wrong
grovelling by Hecticmanetic March 2, 2015
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Being on the same wavelength as someone, being mentally in-synch with someone, or working really well together.
My GF and I were just not gelling today. She wasn't getting any of my jokes.
gelling by mangodaiquiri October 1, 2009

cavellings 

A word used in Thomas Pains's paper "Common Sense" that does not have a definition and it completely fucks with you on purpose
Bob: "Hey bill i was reading "Common Sense" and this word cavellings popped up, do you know what it means?"
Bill: "No fucking idea, it's probably used to confuse the shit out of you."
cavellings by Lucas Skyweller October 9, 2015

Gavelkind 

The worst fucking kind of succession in Crusader Kings 2, change it to primogeniture immediately so that your inbred, genius, homosexual firstborn son gets all your lands and titles.
Crusader King #1: I think I'm gonna keep Gavelkind succession on so that my titles are divided equally among my heirs.

Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
Gavelkind by Tom Bombadil February 9, 2021

Gabeling 

Talking with awkward bad dad jokes;
To annoy with the knowledge that you are doing so
I went to work and my coworker started gabeling right when he came in
Gabeling by Halafire September 15, 2021

Navelling 

Rubbing your head on a person's navel erotically while dancing.
"Yo, why he have to be navelling on you all night long?"
Navelling by Syl-girl November 19, 2022
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