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Eew gross; in the state of being grossed out.
Zac Efron is grotez.
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grotesquities 

pronounced: grow-tess-ka-teez

things that disturb you, scare you, or just make you queezy at the stomach.

Things that are grotesque.
Mason can't watch horror movies because he is easily frightened by the grotesquities.
grotesquities by danbrown4life February 9, 2008
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Grotesque 

Beautifully ugly.

Grotesque is a word commonly known as something that could mean odd, distorted, ugly or repulsive.

At the same time though, it could also mean bizarre or so shocking and horrible it could be fantastic.

And though rarely thought of this was in English language, it could mean both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
The picture of the woman attempting to protect the baby from a running car was an unforgettable and grotesque image to any who had seen it happen...
Grotesque by JJYY27 August 5, 2009

grotesticles 

noun
1. deformed or unsightly testicles (derived from the combination of "grotesque" and "testicles")
2. a group of extremely unattractive men
Let's leave this club. There's just a bunch of grotesticles here.
grotesticles by K2maj24 June 15, 2008
Another word for "bollock" or "testicle", in most cases it refers to only one testicle.
Prostitute: What do you want me to do for you today?

Guy: Fiddle my grote please.
Grote by Jarab97 November 11, 2014

Grotesque 

Eating soup with your mouth open, the sight of it along with vegetables, pouring out your mouth while you're trying to have a conversation at the dinner table.
Pete: *puts soup in mouth* I think that this soup is great *soup pours out mouth*
Steve: That's the most grotesque thing I've ever seen
Grotesque by smallcroco May 22, 2020

Grotexqte 

Grotexqte (gro-text) - n. When someone tries to dirty text you it's just not working because 1. They suck at dirty texting; 2. It's from someone you don't want a to get dirty text from; or 3. Their dirty texting is grotesque.
"I wanna suck on your toes baby." "Eww, she just sent me this text and it's grotesque!" "Dude, that's not grotesque, that's Grotexqte."
Grotexqte by J-Dash October 9, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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