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A huge, paint-peeling, moisturizing, jumbo sized dump. A large, steamy log (shit) of very solid shit.
Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.

Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.
groeder by Jrubadub March 3, 2011
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In the song Welcome to the Black parade it starts off with a gnote. That gnote is very triggering to all emos.
Wow, I was just gnoted with no warning!
gnoted by PastelGraceffa July 3, 2017

grotesquities 

pronounced: grow-tess-ka-teez

things that disturb you, scare you, or just make you queezy at the stomach.

Things that are grotesque.
Mason can't watch horror movies because he is easily frightened by the grotesquities.
grotesquities by danbrown4life February 9, 2008
A state of mind in which the person becomes euphoric and the effects of THC have fully taken effect over the person. In addition the person must be at the point where they no longer feel the need to add more THC to their body in order to feel their desired "high".
I just smoked the biggest L with my boy and we are "Gooted ". Yo man that kid had such an incredible water pipe, we were using it for over an hour, I am "gooted ".
Gooted by kWeezy6 December 22, 2008

Grotesque 

Beautifully ugly.

Grotesque is a word commonly known as something that could mean odd, distorted, ugly or repulsive.

At the same time though, it could also mean bizarre or so shocking and horrible it could be fantastic.

And though rarely thought of this was in English language, it could mean both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
The picture of the woman attempting to protect the baby from a running car was an unforgettable and grotesque image to any who had seen it happen...
Grotesque by JJYY27 August 5, 2009

grotesticles 

noun
1. deformed or unsightly testicles (derived from the combination of "grotesque" and "testicles")
2. a group of extremely unattractive men
Let's leave this club. There's just a bunch of grotesticles here.
grotesticles by K2maj24 June 15, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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