Definitions by danbrown4life

dismember 

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

dismember by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

tele-rape 

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.

Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.

tele-rape by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

degrittled

to take the syrup out of a McGriddle

What's the point in eating this McGriddle? It's been degrittled.

degrittled by danbrown4life February 9, 2008

grotesquities 

pronounced: grow-tess-ka-teez

things that disturb you, scare you, or just make you queezy at the stomach.

Things that are grotesque.

Mason can't watch horror movies because he is easily frightened by the grotesquities.

grotesquities by danbrown4life February 9, 2008

pastriotism 

the love and/or loyalty to pastries.

If you fuck apple pies, you have a sense of pastriotism.

pastriotism by danbrown4life February 8, 2008

Fatzi

A Nazi that kills fat people, or just hates fat people

After I saw Mason steal the obese kid's lunch to try and starve him, I knew he was a Fatzi.

Fatzi by danbrown4life February 8, 2008

dabbation 

the process of being dabbed.

or the process of dabbing.

The wound will heal, with the dabbation of hydrogen peroxide.

dabbation by danbrown4life February 3, 2008