Grootch

The taint belonging to the female gender

“I can smell your grootch from here, girl”

by Mr. Shat October 29, 2021

Grotch

An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.

Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.

by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018

grotchy

g-roch-ee. adj. 1: looking horrendously dirty or monstrous. 2: groggy. 3: insanely disgusting. 4: terribly upset. 5: crazy and inhumane.

the girl who didn't wash her hair had a grotchy appearance.

by victoriakimmm August 1, 2008

gorilla gootch

Def. 1- A really stupid nigga
Def. 2- A super hairy gootch

For definition 1- get that gorilla gootch out of my bed

For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man

by nb_35 December 14, 2012

gootch

the skin in between the scroutom(sac)and your anus.

'the dog tried to eat my gootch'
'carlos can't get enough of warrens gootch'

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

gootchbean

1. The Prostate.

2. A Retard.

1. "Will you please flick my Gootchbean?".

2. "McDonalds always hires gootchbeans to work at the counter."

by Kaitlyn Mcwilliams December 2, 2005

Grooch

Gross + cooch = grooch. A female with a very untidy, unclean, cooch/vagina. Most of the time the pubic hair is untamed, too long or dirty. Careless females usually have a grooch.

Damn! Did you see her grooch! And she wonders why it's been months since she's had sex.

by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011