Definitions by vericarolchellyjess

Grooch 

Gross + cooch = grooch. A female with a very untidy, unclean, cooch/vagina. Most of the time the pubic hair is untamed, too long or dirty. Careless females usually have a grooch.

Damn! Did you see her grooch! And she wonders why it's been months since she's had sex.

Grooch by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

Slideways

any forms of physical contact/actions that you slide into sideways. Usually done when drunk or buzzed.

Can we snuggle slideways tonight? I want to be big spoon!

He got into the car slideways and passed out!

Slideways by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

Cookie Pants 

Usually sweats or lose fitting pants that are used to eat cookies or any other types of fatty foods. Usually used for females when they are feeling lazy, PMS, have unexplanable cravings or breakups.

Oh my gawd! A pazookie so sounds good! I guess it's cookie pants day.

Cookie Pants by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011