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A person who is disorganized, chaotic, and stressed out. They seem to be always on the go and always stressed out about their work. The person can be compared to a chicken with their head cut off
Person 1: They're just always on the go, always stressing about their workload and can't ever catch up. What a grooken.
Grooken by EeveeDay22 April 26, 2024
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german; reminding people of german stereotypes such as the crazy beer hound or the scary german middle aged woman.
I visited Germany once, but everyone there was so grooben I couldn't take it.
grooben by runforyourlives April 5, 2008
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A mentally unstable green monkey that is also the generation 8 grass-type starter Pokémon. For some unknown reason people who likes to draw fanart, often draw Grookey with a gun. People who pick Grookey as their starter are known as part of the Grookey Gang.

Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.
Person 1 "I'm going to pick Sobble for my gen 8 starter."
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"
Grookey by Reffotsirhc March 6, 2019

Gookenstein 

Typically a person who plays a sport and is extremely un-athletic. An overall goofy person
Example: See that guy over there, he’s wearing short socks on the court. What a gookenstein.
Gookenstein by FBR3 January 11, 2020
I banged a grooker in the morning today, put cash down on that granny hooker!
grooker by d0nkey brainz October 1, 2017
a wack chinese, japenese, or esp. korean person
yo shut the fuck up u triflin gooken
gooken by j money August 24, 2003

Gookenschpaple 

A Gookenschpaple is a person who simply gets offended at a joke which was not an insult, although they were making jokes that were actually offensive.
"Dude, I asked Chu why asian people eat dog and he got mad and said that Tyreese was a nigger and I should insult him. He's such a damn Gookenschpaple"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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