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glooken

The action of grundle juice dripping down into your underwear or when your grundle is greased up.
by Peepeejokes February 2, 2025
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glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.
"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"
by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020
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Glockenspiel

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”
Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man
by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023
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glockenspiel'd

The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.
*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"
by Bob Slipperman May 14, 2006
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glockenspiel

It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.
Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.
by Download-This April 11, 2004
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glookin

person #1: happy birthday

person #2: glookin bro
by arianadawnx January 26, 2021
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glooker

one who searches something (information, pictures etc.) on google.
Search on yahoo, glooker.
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