glooken 

The action of grundle juice dripping down into your underwear or when your grundle is greased up.

I’m glooken right now as we speak.

glooken by Peepeejokes February 2, 2025

glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.

"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

glockencock by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020

Glockenspiel 

1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids

2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells

Can also be shorted to “glock”

Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now

Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man

Glockenspiel by Extra Muscular Car January 1, 2023

glockenspiel'd 

The occurance of getting showed up by a glockenspiel while playing a seemingly more serious instruments.

*Steve lets out a short guitar riff*'
*Kerry performs a massive glockenspiel solo, totally flooring the crowd*
Random audience member: "Dude, you got glockenspiel'd!"

glockenspiel'd by Bob Slipperman May 14, 2006

glockenspiel 

It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.

Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.

glockenspiel by Download-This April 11, 2004

glookin 

another way of saying thank you

person #1: happy birthday

person #2: glookin bro

glookin by arianadawnx January 26, 2021

glooker 

one who searches something (information, pictures etc.) on google.

Search on yahoo, glooker.

glooker by Andrius M. iamlonesome, Lithuania April 8, 2008