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Slang for somebody with a small dick
Hey look it's gordini the weenie
Gordini by a432t March 7, 2016
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Gordonitis 

Man! I just looked at that fine young ladies titties and now I have a mean case of Gordonitis.
Gordonitis by pluoticus May 5, 2012

gordoning 

1. (v) When someone comes into your place of work or study and distracts you or otherwise wastes your time, preventing you from accomplishing things or doing work

2.) (v) When someone is walking with you and gradually veers towards the edge of the path despite being the party furthest from the edge, thereby leading you to walk off the path and into dirt, a street or a wall.
Dude, will you stop gordoning me? I'm trying to study for my Linear Algebra exam.

He wouldn't stop gordoning me and I almost walked into traffic.
gordoning by Quixote_ August 13, 2016
Gardini, a surname of English/Irish decent. Originally Gartiny, but upon arrival to America, Joseph Gartiny, changed it to Gardini to try to hide the family secret of their hereditary issues regarding their freakishly small penis. Which they use to unsatisfy woman and men.
He dropped his pants, and realized why he was a Gardini, and laughed.
Gardini by JMSU July 10, 2019
A person of the Jewish faith who conscoiusly or subconsiously adopts Italian-American mannerisms. This is typically found on the east coast but is also present in Miami, Las Vegas and Los Angeles.
Andrew Dice Clay is the quintessential goldini.
Goldini by chickybaby23 December 2, 2009

Gordingo 

A Chilean holiday that began in Cauquenes celebrating (a lot of) food. It occurs every Sunday on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like - no guilt. The celebrations traditionally start on Friday, ending on Sunday.
Hey, let's go to Unimarc for the empanada de pino ingredients for Gordingo!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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