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A male who lives with his parents into late adulthood. Rarely does the grodin venture outside, but spends most of his time on the internet in chat rooms pretending to be a little girl hoping to solicit sexual predators in hopes of getting laid. His frustrations are often taken out on others in meaningless rants. He is a closet pervert that is known to view obscure porn in high quanities with his sexual preference being unclear.
If that grodin doesn't shut the fuck up we're going to have a body to get rid of.
grodin by Johnson ODahnger June 8, 2004
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1) The act of repeating an action, taking soo long that it will eventually grow flowers.

2) The grinding of the pelvises.

3) The act of bouncing nickels off of an obese person's ass.

4) The act of fellating a cucumber.
I could grodin this until it grew flowers.
grodin by Colon August 30, 2008
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the fastest growing army

Greg, the fastest growing army on YouTube and the world, is lead by none other than Danny Gonzalez. Also, don't look this up again, this is the ONLY TIME.
Person 1: Hey, are you a part of Greg, the fastest growing army of all?

Person 2: Hell yeah! Of course.

fastest growing army on youtube 

Me: what is the fastest growing army on youtube?
Google: did you mean: greg

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube 

Greg (Danny Gonzalez fan base)

Greg is widely known for being the fastest growing army on not just YouTube, but on the whole internet.

Gröningen 

A stupid grassplate where Anders says we have to go to everytime we have sports. You pronuonce it: Gr-ouh-ning-eeehn
Gröningen is near the school and beside a playground with annoying fuckers that people call "little kids".
Okay, lets go to Gröningen!
Why do we always have to be at gröningen?
Fuck Gröningen, it sucks cock.
Gröningen by MALLOOOOW September 15, 2020