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I am Groot 

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next
Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!
I am Groot by mag21 August 17, 2014
Related Words
Grobot • F@G ROBOT • Groot • Grooted • Grooting • grooty • grobo • Grombot • grooter • grootie

Grootmoor 

a school that basically guarantees you either really, really good teachers or really, really bad ones. also has an obnoxious and lowkey toxic obsession with frogs
"you wanna know what the canteen at Grootmoor is called?"
"....canteen?"
"no, better"
"......cafeteria?"
"NO. BETTER"
"JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT"
"..."
"..."
" f R o G L o U n G E"
Grootmoor by croissantfeet May 26, 2020
cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
Groot by harambewasalie August 11, 2016
a person or thing that expresses utter ignorance towards most subjects and carries themselves in an ackward and unknowing manner. They often find themselves the butt of many jokes and the center of much ridicule.
Zach Emling

you are such a Goobotz.
Goobotz by P. Gay February 12, 2010

grootman 

slang. a. In urban (especially township) English: a term of respect for an older man or a leader.
“My grootman resembles my father.”
grootman by Clive Custódio April 26, 2019
Groblot - When something really shitty happens
Teacher: U've got an F!

Child: Groblot!
groblot by EduardBoon December 9, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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