Goobotz 

a person or thing that expresses utter ignorance towards most subjects and carries themselves in an ackward and unknowing manner. They often find themselves the butt of many jokes and the center of much ridicule.

Zach Emling

you are such a Goobotz.

Goobotz by P. Gay February 12, 2010

Goombotz

Goombotz is a word that combines shortened versions of 2 Italian words meaning Friend and Crazy. Using these 2 words combined into 1 word essentially means "Crazy Friend". Used as a slang term among Italian American Males with their friends

Goom - A shortened Version of the word Goomba which is an Italian slang word for "Friend".

Botz - The English Pronunciation of the Italian word "Pazzo", which means crazy in English.

Hey Goombotz!

He's such a Goombotz

Goombotz by Bag o' Donuts September 24, 2019

Gombotz 

1. The act of being totally better than everyone else; usually star athlete and the perfect man
2. Has connections to every attractive girl imaginable

Justin and Brian smash girls everyday, they are totally Gombotz.

Gombotz by undercuffler October 2, 2011

gooblotz 

Sticky substances or food remains left on an improperly cleaned surface (like a kitchen table) that may damage paper (like books, mail, or documents).

Look at this; you've left gooblotz all over the kitchen table. Clean it again!

gooblotz by bahweepgrana September 27, 2020