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Grating
When you shake smegma on someone or a food, making it look like a cheese grater. This could be ranging from little smeg, to lots of smeg.
Grating by Ortis Barash April 28, 2025
grating the cheese
In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.
Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.
I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
grating the cheese by Hexis August 21, 2008
Grating the monkey
Grating the monkey by Misfiit April 6, 2011
grating agencies
A score of g for the rating agencies who rate countries, banks,
business for their ability to predict debt defaulters.
And who got it wrong.
business for their ability to predict debt defaulters.
And who got it wrong.
That is one of the grating agencies that are telling my country we rate
a c - .
Is that rite?
Yeah, whos rating them!
a c - .
Is that rite?
Yeah, whos rating them!
grating agencies by kennyrg February 18, 2010
Grating the Cheese
An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.
Grating the Cheese by brutus_maximus October 20, 2012
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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