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Grissomism 

A smart yet often cheesy one-line wisecrack said by Gil Grissom on CSI. (eg. "I guess there was no more room at the inn" or "this was a case of death by chocolate") Usually followed by commercial or intro.
Did you hear last night's Grissomism? it was so lame.
Grissomism by Bryan Pilson April 1, 2004
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grissomize

- to try to impart logic to an otherwise illogical act or situation
- to try to solve a very perplexing problem
- to make a boring thing intreresting

(taken from gil grissom, csi las vegas' head honcho
"I've been up all night trying to grissomize this school project."

"I won't evenm try to grissomize that dude's attitude."

Grissoming 

The act of going out into the woods with the intent of having oral sex with a member of the same sex. Often used in the south eastern us.
I'm not sure if those two are really hunting or they went out grissoming
Grissoming by Scdude January 3, 2014
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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