A smart yet often cheesy one-line wisecrack said by Gil Grissom on CSI. (eg. "I guess there was no more room at the inn" or "this was a case of death by chocolate") Usually followed by commercial or intro.
Grissing is a word that refers to the act of taking the most rancid shit you've ever smelled. Often times grissing is used a form of asserting dominance on the lesser smells of the other shitters around you. This term was first used in Nazi Germany by the guards at the concentration camps. They would take large shits in front of the prisoners of the concentration camps as a way to shame them, showing them how much better the guards were fed, thus allowing them to take massive shits. They referred to this as act as "Greishen" and the term has since gone though many phases leading to the more common term "Grissing"
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.