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Grissoming 

The act of going out into the woods with the intent of having oral sex with a member of the same sex. Often used in the south eastern us.
I'm not sure if those two are really hunting or they went out grissoming
Grissoming by Scdude January 3, 2014
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grissomism 

a quote or phrase which is said that is said to be in the style of Gill Grissom.
"John Webster said "Death has many doors to let out life", now lets see which one our victim took"
grissomism by duke of earl January 29, 2005

Grissomism 

A smart yet often cheesy one-line wisecrack said by Gil Grissom on CSI. (eg. "I guess there was no more room at the inn" or "this was a case of death by chocolate") Usually followed by commercial or intro.
Did you hear last night's Grissomism? it was so lame.
Grissomism by Bryan Pilson April 1, 2004

grissomize

- to try to impart logic to an otherwise illogical act or situation
- to try to solve a very perplexing problem
- to make a boring thing intreresting

(taken from gil grissom, csi las vegas' head honcho
"I've been up all night trying to grissomize this school project."

"I won't evenm try to grissomize that dude's attitude."

Grissing 

Grissing is a word that refers to the act of taking the most rancid shit you've ever smelled. Often times grissing is used a form of asserting dominance on the lesser smells of the other shitters around you. This term was first used in Nazi Germany by the guards at the concentration camps. They would take large shits in front of the prisoners of the concentration camps as a way to shame them, showing them how much better the guards were fed, thus allowing them to take massive shits. They referred to this as act as "Greishen" and the term has since gone though many phases leading to the more common term "Grissing"
Holy shit someone Grissin' up the bathroom on god

I was in the public bathroom the other day and somebody decided to start grissing in the middle stall. It smelled horrible

watch me griss on this dude when I shit in the stall next to him
Grissing by Jim jimmithy May 24, 2023

gossoming 

the practice of selling gardens; gardening.
The gossoming of endangered species
gossoming by Marc2.0 August 17, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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