Grissing

Grissing is a word that refers to the act of taking the most rancid shit you've ever smelled. Often times grissing is used a form of asserting dominance on the lesser smells of the other shitters around you. This term was first used in Nazi Germany by the guards at the concentration camps. They would take large shits in front of the prisoners of the concentration camps as a way to shame them, showing them how much better the guards were fed, thus allowing them to take massive shits. They referred to this as act as "Greishen" and the term has since gone though many phases leading to the more common term "Grissing"

Holy shit someone Grissin' up the bathroom on god

I was in the public bathroom the other day and somebody decided to start grissing in the middle stall. It smelled horrible

watch me griss on this dude when I shit in the stall next to him

by Jim jimmithy May 24, 2023

Grassing

To inform law enforcement of illegal activity. To snitch. To rat on someone.

Karen went viral for grassing on her neighbors, who were selling water without a permit.

by The Angry Britt September 17, 2020

Grossing factor

term used in the real estate and commercial construction sector to describe the difference in the rentable square footage to the useable square footage.

Grossing factor relates the Rentable square footage, which includes common area space such as hallways, common bathrooms and possibly lobbies; to the useable square footage, which includes only that space which you would specifically occupy for your buisness needs, ie - the area you can carpet. The grossing factor is usually listed as a %.

by Rob the Engineer October 22, 2010

Grisping

when Abdiel's ass feels a chair get pulled out from under it

"I could feel my ass grisping the chair getting pulled away," -Abdiel

by Abdiel's Ass December 20, 2021

Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

gristing

the act of jacking off in public areas, like in the back of a classroom, or in the bathroom while other people are trying to shit and mind their own business.

man, i totally needed some so i started gristing

by ayyyyooooo April 25, 2010

Glissing

A term which refers to anthropomorphized humans engaging in sexual frottage, but only when one or both parties are marine animals.

(Marine form of Yiffing)

"Hey man did you see that cute dolphin chick at the con last night?" "Yeah?" "We totally glissed it was so hot." "Dude! I wish I could lock down that porpoise - I've always wanted to try glissing"

by vitriola December 29, 2015