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Grisping

when Abdiel's ass feels a chair get pulled out from under it
"I could feel my ass grisping the chair getting pulled away," -Abdiel
by Abdiel's Ass December 20, 2021
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Grisping

The act of scraping out the crusty brownie remains in a pan when there is nothing but that left.
"Yeah man, the brownies were gone when I got there so I had to start grisping the pan."
by ShnueShnivy December 17, 2017
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Grisping

A slow, taunting firm grasp. A mix of grimace and grasp
Stop, grisping the ground with your toes.
by Suggymaster September 5, 2023
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Grasping at straws

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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pussy gripping

When a girl's vagina is so incredibly tight that it is visible during sex. Her pussy lips stretch around the penis. The lips visibly get pushed in with each thrust and are pulled out when a cock is sliding out. Look it up on PornHub, it's a thing.
Guy 1: Dude, Melissa is so short and petite. I bet her pussy is so tight it grips.
Guy 2: I fucked her a while ago. My cock got a good pussy gripping. But not after I was done.
by nooooooope April 2, 2016
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On The Gripping Hand

A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.

From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.
On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.
by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010
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grasping at straws

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.
Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.
by Shigity Bap May 16, 2005
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