Grift-Graft

When elected officials use their positions to enrich themselves and family members illegally while providing contracts and favors for donations to their Election campaigns and political action committees.

Grift-Graft: The president and his family have accepted gifts from foreign countries, which may contravene the emoluments clause, issued cryptocurrency for financial gain, and granted pardons to relatives of individuals who have donated to his re-election Political Action Committee.

by AZ Nero March 31, 2026

Graft

A long process where one persistently flirts and talks with a girl via text, msn, facebook etc. until you (eventually/rarely) "tap that ass".

"Joe is a grafting machine! Everytime I see him he's texting some female..."

by EWS16 January 18, 2010

graft

To work.
it bassically means work - whether physical or mental.

1) alec: why u got so much money in ya bank u rich cunt!?
Adam: Ive done 4 weeks hard graft for that so i deserve it ya PRIK!
2) Its been a hard day of graft dad, so get out that chair and let me chill with the tele 4 a while!

by Adz H January 10, 2006

Graft

English slang which could mean the following; to steal, to sell, to buy, or to deal illegal goods like drugs.

“I’ve had enough of this job, I’m going on the graft.”
“This is sick, gonna graft it.”

by tedpilled August 5, 2020

popeyes skin graft

A Popeyes Skin Graft is when you buy a bunch of chicken from Popeyes, with the sole purpose of removing the fried chicken skins to wrap them around another food.

I've got this idea to bake a lasagna, and then perform a Popeyes Skin Graft to it. It's a dish that will make even Iron Chef Bobby Flay's jaw drop!

I've been saving up fried chicken skins for a couple weeks now. I'm planning on sewing them together, and wrapping an entire ham. It'll be the world's largest Popeyes Skin Graft to date.

by BehodiusSquirtMonger March 8, 2015

Graft

1) to work (esp. hard work like a builder etc. not really used for jobs like a lawyer but can be)

2) to function (if something grafts then it works, if it doesnt graft it is broken)

3) to steal

Ex. 1)
P1: you getting madded tonight?
P2: i cant ive got to be up early tomorrow for graft.

Ex. 2)
P1: let me show you this website i found its deadly
P2: you cant mate my shitty computer doesnt graft anymore.

Ex. 3) dosser thief: we off out on the graft tonight ive scoped the perfect gaf??

by forder89 April 19, 2010

google graft

The shabby inclusion of celebrity names and their work titles by journalists in an attempt to game the Internet search engine and drive up readership. Luring unsuspecting readers into a click-bait trap or some other ad-infested part of the web. A sub-variety of fake news that proliferated in the two-thousand-teens

Did you see that Jim Carey hatchet job in the Guardian? It was Google grafted with Batman, Easy Rider, Val Kilmer, and that Franco kid, I'm sure you did. Journalism's esteem has sure faded since the Ed Murrow days.

by BandAid2 August 13, 2017