4 definitions by forder89

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1) to work (esp. hard work like a builder etc. not really used for jobs like a lawyer but can be)

2) to function (if something grafts then it works, if it doesnt graft it is broken)

3) to steal
Ex. 1)
P1: you getting madded tonight?
P2: i cant ive got to be up early tomorrow for graft.

Ex. 2)
P1: let me show you this website i found its deadly
P2: you cant mate my shitty computer doesnt graft anymore.

Ex. 3) dosser thief: we off out on the graft tonight ive scoped the perfect gaf??
by forder89 April 19, 2010
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1) to have spotted or noticed something.

2) to spy on or check out to make sure its ok.
Ex. 1)
P1: come look, ive just scoped the fittest bird!!
P2: wow she is fit but ive seen better.

Ex. 2)
P1: i need to get to the shops but i dont want to bump into laura
P2: ill go scope it out to see if she's working today
by forder89 April 19, 2010
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1) to lie or exaggerate
2) to steal
3) to be lucky
4) skillfully worm your way out of a tricky situation, or manage to cinvince someone that something is true. need charm and confidence to pull off.
Ex.1
P1: you should have come to the club last night, britney spears was there!!
P2: *in his head* why the fuck does he blag so much?? im obviously not gonna believe that!

Ex. 2
P1: where have you got all this money from suddenly?
P2: i blagged the corner shop and the till was full.

Ex. 3 - *guy throws a basketball the whole length of the court and makes the shot*
P1: you blagging bastard that was so lucky!!
P2: im just deadly hahaha

Ex. 4
P1: we going to the game tonight?
P2: i thought you had to look after the kids all day
P1: i blagged my way out of it and have got the day free now!!
by forder89 April 19, 2010
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1) to get absolutely off your head, usually on alcohol and drugs but can be used to mean just get pissed.

2) to be confused.
Ex. 1)
P1: this weekend is gonna be deadly!!
P2: i know i havent been madded in ages.

Ex 2)
david blaine: and now i will eat my own head twaa...
*eats his head*
P1: wow!! how the fuck did he do that????
P2: i dont know, that has just totally madded my head
by forder89 April 19, 2010
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