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Greitening 

An extreme form of frightening. Originating the IB subject of Theory of Knowledge. Can be used to describe assessments or class periods in general, but is commonly also used outside class to describe truly fear-instilling things.
Person 1: Yoo, TOK class was stupid and abysmal again today.
Person 2: Sounds like it was very Greitening.
Greitening by Primoging January 17, 2019
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sam greening 

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female
hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl
sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011

Greening Out 

After smoking (normally Marajuana) you may experience greening out.

Greening out basically is when you smoke and get really sick. Normally it comes with dizziness, impaired vision and balance, passing out, nausea, or in some extreme cases vomiting. You may also become sober extremely quick. Sometimes you may also experience chills and cold sweats. Normally, in most cases, it happens with non-smokers who are doing it for the first time.
Person 1: "Man I just took a fat ass dab and now I feel sick."
Person 2: "Bro your greening out, fuck!"
Greening Out by Chungus_FootFungus September 10, 2020

Greening Out 

Makes you feel like shit for the whole night;

Makes you pray to god that you'll never smoke weed again,

Makes you say sorry to the person taking care of you, because you know in your head you just sobered them up & ruined their night,

Makes you feel like you're falling into quick sand, and your hand movements seem amaizing.

Makes you question if you've fried your brain, and this will never go away, and you'll live like a vegetable for the rest of your life.
J:"Yo man yo man yo man I think I'm greening out"
M:"No no no!"
Greening Out by JTP18 January 18, 2009

greening out 

Involves constant throwing up and feeling extreme nausea and dizzyness for the rest of the night, possibly with continued vomiting later on. In more extreme cases, the person in question may experience hallucinations.

Occurs when someone smokes a lot of marijuana in a short period of time. Common amongst those who want to prove their masculinity somehow by smoking large amounts, usually through peer pressure.

Usually ruins the night for everyone else, as it means they must look after them and take them home. So people who green out often aren't very popular with the rest of the dope heads.
Person 1 : "Wheres he going? Oh no, he's greening out."
Person 2 : "For fucks sake, not again."
greening out by OiOiBoy July 1, 2006

Draymond Greening 

The act of posting your cock and balls on a social media site and blaming it on a hacker.
My grandma called and asked why I was Draymond Greening on Facebook.

Greening 

To smoke the first hit of fresh weed, therefore getting more THC into your system, and taking away the green hue of the weed.
Man pass me the bowl this time, you've been greening them all!
Greening by ScotPollard13 December 23, 2005
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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