greetin' 

Tears/crying.

Past tense: grut.

Aye,I wis pure greetin' when I burned my eyes wi' my straighteners.

Laura wis overcome wi' emotion and grut fan she graduated in Fire Science.

greetin' by Ruth and Joanne May 12, 2008

extra greeting 

A very special greeting you receive from Kurtis Conner ONLY once you subscribe to him.

“Dude, I just subscribed to Kurtis Conner and now I get an extra greeting at the beginning of each video!”

extra greeting by mrstruggle April 10, 2019

Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

Greetings and Salutations by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

sam greening 

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female

hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl

sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011

Greeting Radius 

The distance of your radius that you will acknowledge the people you know and greet them. Greeting radii almost always depend on person. Usually, your greeting radius varies based on how much you like the person. Someone you are close friends with, will probably have a greeting radius of over 50ft. For people you don't like, it would probably be something like 10ft if it's crowded where you are.

Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day

Greeting Radius by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 May 31, 2009

greeting disorder

When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.

Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.

Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."

Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."

greeting disorder by hawtcore December 12, 2010

Greening Out 

After smoking (normally Marajuana) you may experience greening out.

Greening out basically is when you smoke and get really sick. Normally it comes with dizziness, impaired vision and balance, passing out, nausea, or in some extreme cases vomiting. You may also become sober extremely quick. Sometimes you may also experience chills and cold sweats. Normally, in most cases, it happens with non-smokers who are doing it for the first time.

Person 1: "Man I just took a fat ass dab and now I feel sick."
Person 2: "Bro your greening out, fuck!"

Greening Out by Chungus_FootFungus September 10, 2020