Greenth 

Greenery in a natural setting. Verdure.

<br> Used as a descriptive noun, similarly to "growth."

<br> Synonyms: , greenness, growth, herbage, leafage, vegetation, freshness, frondescence, verdancy.

I hope we can use a sunny day like today to enjoy the greenth of Central Park.

Greenth by Bilham September 29, 2011

greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

greentard by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008

greentext 

A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.

This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a > in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.

Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).

This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg Youtube comments).

>be me
>be 17
>going on a weeklong summer camping trip
>greentext story of how I lost my virginity etc

>he doesn't use a Linux-based OS
>laughinggirls.jpg

>implying implications

greentext by Xcalibur201 August 27, 2016

Ms GreenHall 

Person who smokes peppa says you think your so hood you TrIpPeN and wants to get on shrecki shrecki's big green cock. She also is indeed very hood she can rap but she won't do it dont get it twisted with rape.

Ms GreenHall:Are you sure you are SoOoOo Hood

Kid:Yes

Ms. Green Hall: YoU TrIpPiN

Yes

Ms GreenHall by shreckie lover 69 January 13, 2020

greenwhirl

retard, a very stupid person

You just went full greenwhirl.

greenwhirl by prassel November 18, 2011

greentanos 

a high school gang created in the 2000s by a group of italians, but it has many different races involved. they rep green, north-east, and the number 33, they originate from the town of Manteca, but is estimated to be the most popular gang by 2030, evan passing up bloods and crips.their rival gang is the purps/purpanos, and the alltanos.

if you mess with him he'll get the GREENTANOS on you.

greentanos by ninjagideo69 November 20, 2009

greentext 

Greentext is a method used when anon wants to quote another anon to draw attention to a few words. It is accomplished by using the > character before your text.

Also great for indicating what the poster was implying.

>Implying you never heard of greentext.

greentext by TheGameAlsoManualBreathing January 6, 2010