Greenjira

A greenjira is person who smells everywhere they go and walks around like motherfucking Godzilla. They are usually a guy aged 15-25 who have zero sense of personal hygiene and (sometimes) makes the ground shake. Like motherfucking Godzilla.

It is recommended to only talk to these people online and never in-person; unless you have a gas mask

That Greenjira I queued up behind at lunch straight up smelled like unperforated ass

Greenjira by LuckZY7864 May 18, 2026

Greendian Moment 

When someone makes a very dumb mistake and doesn't realize it at all. All noobs who are pupil and newbie on Codeforces suffer from it. Sometimes it can also be observed in experts and cyans.

I could not figure out that a number having only 2 distinct factors is a prime during the contest. Now this is truly a greendian moment.

Greendian Moment by dedsec_29 December 2, 2021

greenbird 

Most commonly used at restaurants: codeword for uncooked chicken that is either going bad, or is already decaying. It will often have a greenish tint and smell of dirty socks.

Bill: "We've got a bad case of greenbird in here, Boss."
Boss: "Well, we better sell it quickly then."

greenbird by Caffeinejunky October 31, 2006

Mr. Greenjeans 

A person who deals marijuana. As referenced by Jack Black in the movie "Bongwater".

I need to go see Mr. Greenjeans cuz I'm going to Coachella this weekend.

Mr. Greenjeans by mark schindler March 24, 2006

Greeniac 

One who is completely obsessed with being more friendly to the environment; a maniac about being green.

Jeff's wife has turned into a greeniac. She threw away all of her house cleaners and now only uses vinegar to clean, simply because it's better for the environment.

Greeniac by SpearChucker42 January 15, 2008

Greenjer

One of the most famous Runescape players. Known for his no-lifing of slayer.

"Dude, let's go do some slayer with Greenjer, OMG ROFL no way, he'll kill us."

Greenjer by Greenjerfan1 July 20, 2009

Astoria Greengrass 

The object of hatred for thousands of women across the planet! The cause of mass suicides of hundreds of fangirls! An irritating, undeserving, rat faced...okay okay I'll do it properly...

A pure blooded Slytherin witch with dark hair, and a very good looking one too (dammit). Younger sister of Daphne Greengrass and two years below Harry Potter at Hogwarts.

Known for being the bloody lucky woman who gets to marry (the extremely hot, attractive, gorgeous) Draco Malfoy (curses! damn her!). She bears his son (damn her again!) Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (who blatantly goes on to marry Rose Weasley, just thought I'd put that in), who starts at Hogwarts in 2016.

Regarded with emotions ranging from slight jealousy to EXTREME HATRED by fangirls all over the planet, and subject to many plots in which she dies horribly so they can take her place (haw haw). Well, what do you expect WE wanted to marry him for crying out loud!

Potthead No.1: So what do you guys think of the Epilogue?

Potthead No.2: I love it! I'm glad Draco becomes a slightly reformed character, as he went through a lot, and he wasn't evil in the end. I always thought he had a crush on Hermione but I'm glad he finds happiness with that Astoria Greengrass, whoever the hell she is...who is she anyway?

Fangirl No.1: SHE'S A BITCH AND I FREAKING HATE HER! ARRRGH!

Fangirl No.2: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW DARE SHE MARRY MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND! SHE MUST DIE!

Fangirl No.3: *reads epilogue* NOOO! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! *kills self*

Astoria Greengrass by TheWuzzy July 29, 2011