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green shit 

Go eat alot of green Vegs, Green Fruit, and Green Icing. Take a shit n tell me wat u c.
Wow, my shit is green
green shit by Mic August 5, 2004

green shit 

having sex w/ a white girl & refereeing to her “vagina” or her “pun pun”
rod tryna fuck on some “green shit” he love dem white jawns
green shit by jawakeuup October 19, 2023

Green Shit Packers 

A football team in the NFC composed of men who eat and shit green cheese. They also partake in man-on-man anal sodomy, resulting in the forcing of green shit in the rectal vault backwards into the sigmoid colon. The combination of eating cheese and having one's shit packed leads to severe constipation.
The Pittsburgh Steelers are going to destroy the Green Shit Packers in Super Bowl XLV!!!
Green Shit Packers by Dr. Deviance January 24, 2011

Don't Stand In Green Shit 

A phrase commonly used in World of Warcraft to tell players to avoid spells (like poison clouds, rain of fire, tail sweep and similar) that often deals massive damage to players and thus can cause a wipe.

This phrase apply to all kinds of harmful spells, even if they're not coloured green or coloured at all.
Encounter example:
The early boss Grobbulus in the raid-instance Naxxramas in WoW have the ability to put out green poison clouds under him. If the raidmembers stand in it they will die because of the damage.

Phrase example:
The raidleader have been explaining the tactics and ends with: "And don't stand in green shit."

baby shit green 

n. A rejected crayola crayon color that was replaced with "Asparagus".
My friend's 1988 lime green Honda Civic is now baby shit green.
baby shit green by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

shit green apples 

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.
"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."
shit green apples by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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