Gjelstiznles's definitions

shit sauce

n. The substance created when a guy sprays diarrhea all over a chick in a bath tub and then pisses and cums on her. This may sound strange to the common Urbandictionary user, but this is very normal to R. Kelly.
intrj. An exclamation of shittiness. Usually used when cleaning baby ass or other stuff.

n. R. Kelly once fed shit sauce to a minor.
intrj. Tired Mother: "Shit sauce!!! My baby's shit is baby-shit green!"

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

baby shit green

n. A rejected crayola crayon color that was replaced with "Asparagus".

My friend's 1988 lime green Honda Civic is now baby shit green.

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

jesus sauce

when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.

"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

Ass Hauler

n. One who has to haul a lot of newbs to victory on halo, WoW, or any other multiplayer online game.

Man I hate being an ass hauler in Halo 2 all the time...

by Gjelstiznles October 16, 2006

whorde

n. 1. an angry mob of slutty chicks... can be seen at shitty concerts or @ a party watching Gilmore Girls (/suicide).
2. an angry mob of ugly fat chicks that tell eachother that they're hot when they really aren't... can be found on myspace.

Gilmore Girls only appeals to the whordes.
I saw a whorde of ugly fat chicks on myspace.

by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006

De-hezbollize

v. To remove all people of the Hezbollah party from a region. Coined by Karel on KGO newstalk 810.

Israel hopes to de-hezbollize Lebanon as soon as possible.

by Gjelstiznles August 3, 2006

pig in a blanket

n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"

"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."

by gjelstiznles August 12, 2006