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greektard 

The words greek + retard because Greeks invented mathematics, which forms schools, which forms depressed kids, and is the main reason I’m having a mental breakdown.
Joe-“I hate math and whoever created it.”
Patty-“The Greeks created it.”
Joe- “Ugh, the greektards”
greektard by JaundicePig October 29, 2019
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Greektard 

The words greek and retard combined together to be used as an insult.
"Man, that manolisd is such a greektard."
Greektard by Infamoosh February 9, 2020

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When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw
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Me:Are u having a greencard moment?
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greentard 

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
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Reektard 

Joining of two words: Reek and Retard

Reektard = Someone who's a smelly idiot.
John: That guy stinks - and he's as dumb as shit!

Kevin: Yep. Dude's a Reektard!
Reektard by Kobiashi2 June 16, 2010

greentard 

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.
Greentards agree that there is scientific consensus on climate change.
greentard by Elmart July 3, 2017
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