Geektarded

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The altered state of being so Geeked out from days of being up and using Meth that you become a shambling, twitching, stuttering mess, incapable of normal human speech or even communicating in any fashion beyond pointing and grunting. Also known as Thursday.

Woman - I didn't know your friend Greg had Tourette's.

Man - He doesn't; he's just geektarded.

Geektarded by Clacko'mouf Bespeak'atweak May 19, 2012

Words you can keep

Geektard

Somebody who is so stunningly school smart, but so sadly an idiot when it comes to street smarts.

Nick was probably the best in the 8th grade, but he was such a geektard that he never left the house.

Geektard by PokerFace21 April 4, 2009

Related Words

Geektarded • geektard • gretarded • Geartarded • geitarded • Geltarded • Gentarded • Getarded • Ghettarded • gleetarded

Gentarded

When someone has no idea the genre of music he is listening to or that there is more than just pop, rock, country, & techno.

person1: "Hey! How about some house?" person2: "Nah..ive been spending too much time @ home, lets go somewhere else." person1 to person3: "Haha! Is he gentarded or what? Lets ditch him & go to the club & check out some house music!"

Gentarded by DiGiTaLnDiZkO November 3, 2014

GeekTard

Someone who is a loner, pulls there pants up to there belly button, likes to collect stuffed frogs. Is really ditzy

Man oh man, the kid is a total geektard, will he ever give up the side part?

GeekTard by KiKi January 11, 2005

Geektard

A relatively smart being that seems only able to harness the worst social traits of geek-ness.

Due to his best pick-up lines also being memes from the early '90s, John was a geektard

Geektard by Cosban July 8, 2010

Ghettarded

Someone who practices the art of foolishness. One who comes up with the most outlandish demeaning actions and idiotic thoughts, concepts or statements that stereotype and undermine the black race.

I can't believe how ghettarded she is.

This person takes stupidity to a whole different level!

Ghettarded by hoodologist October 13, 2009

Getarded

The act of being gay and/or retarded.
Also can be used as GETARD. A gay and/or retarded person.

Roger: My new boyfriend is HOT.
Dale: You're getarded.

Marge: omg, like i was like buying like shoes like yesterday, and it said like fifty percent off and and i was like "omg, i dont want two-thirds of my shoe to be missing, like omg" so i left.
Jeanette: It means the price, you getard.

Pronunciation:
Gee-tard

Getarded by Molly Patience :] October 24, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026