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Geektarded 

The altered state of being so Geeked out from days of being up and using Meth that you become a shambling, twitching, stuttering mess, incapable of normal human speech or even communicating in any fashion beyond pointing and grunting. Also known as Thursday.
Woman - I didn't know your friend Greg had Tourette's.

Man - He doesn't; he's just geektarded.
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Geektard 

Somebody who is so stunningly school smart, but so sadly an idiot when it comes to street smarts.
Nick was probably the best in the 8th grade, but he was such a geektard that he never left the house.
Geektard by PokerFace21 April 4, 2009
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Gentarded 

When someone has no idea the genre of music he is listening to or that there is more than just pop, rock, country, & techno.
person1: "Hey! How about some house?" person2: "Nah..ive been spending too much time @ home, lets go somewhere else." person1 to person3: "Haha! Is he gentarded or what? Lets ditch him & go to the club & check out some house music!"
Gentarded by DiGiTaLnDiZkO November 3, 2014

GeekTard 

Someone who is a loner, pulls there pants up to there belly button, likes to collect stuffed frogs. Is really ditzy
Man oh man, the kid is a total geektard, will he ever give up the side part?
GeekTard by KiKi January 11, 2005

Geektard 

A relatively smart being that seems only able to harness the worst social traits of geek-ness.
Due to his best pick-up lines also being memes from the early '90s, John was a geektard
Geektard by Cosban July 8, 2010

Ghettarded 

Someone who practices the art of foolishness. One who comes up with the most outlandish demeaning actions and idiotic thoughts, concepts or statements that stereotype and undermine the black race.
I can't believe how ghettarded she is.

This person takes stupidity to a whole different level!
Ghettarded by hoodologist October 13, 2009

Getarded 

The act of being gay and/or retarded.
Also can be used as GETARD. A gay and/or retarded person.
Roger: My new boyfriend is HOT.
Dale: You're getarded.

Marge: omg, like i was like buying like shoes like yesterday, and it said like fifty percent off and and i was like "omg, i dont want two-thirds of my shoe to be missing, like omg" so i left.
Jeanette: It means the price, you getard.

Pronunciation:
Gee-tard
Getarded by Molly Patience :] October 24, 2008