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Definitions by JaundicePig

Someone who is unbelievably lazy.
Bethany: “Hey, can you get me the remote?“
Tara: “Are you kidding me?! It’s right fucking there you shleb!“
Shleb by JaundicePig August 25, 2020

greektard 

The words greek + retard because Greeks invented mathematics, which forms schools, which forms depressed kids, and is the main reason I’m having a mental breakdown.
Joe-“I hate math and whoever created it.”
Patty-“The Greeks created it.”
Joe- “Ugh, the greektards”
greektard by JaundicePig October 29, 2019
A fun hobby to do when you have no life
What did you do yesterday?” “Oh I wasted my precious time on tiktok!”
TikTok by JaundicePig August 13, 2019
A badass animated pig who don’t take shit from nobody, periodt.
Peppa by JaundicePig August 13, 2019