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I stubbed my toe and started Greeing. Or: "Stop Greeing because Aberdeen lost."
Greeing by JaveDreaD April 10, 2011
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When you have the most ethereal moment of your life, like you are magic and no one can change that
A : hey! How are you?
B - shut up im greeing
Greeing by Jon-man wet-maccaz July 21, 2022
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extra greeting 

A very special greeting you receive from Kurtis Conner ONLY once you subscribe to him.
“Dude, I just subscribed to Kurtis Conner and now I get an extra greeting at the beginning of each video!”
extra greeting by mrstruggle April 10, 2019

Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello
J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

sam greening 

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female
hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl
sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011

Greeting Radius 

The distance of your radius that you will acknowledge the people you know and greet them. Greeting radii almost always depend on person. Usually, your greeting radius varies based on how much you like the person. Someone you are close friends with, will probably have a greeting radius of over 50ft. For people you don't like, it would probably be something like 10ft if it's crowded where you are.
Steve: Oh dude, I had to say hi to Kent today?
Jon: Aww, you said hi to Kunt? He probably thinks you like him now.
Steve: I know, but I kinda used to know him, plus, he got in my greeting radius
Jon: Shit, sucks for you, haha
Steve: Yeah, GOD today was a bad day

greeting disorder

When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.

Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.
Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."

Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."
greeting disorder by hawtcore December 12, 2010
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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