Greed Ring

A ring of hair surrounding a bald scalp, often found on selfish businessmen

"That one asshole guy on Shark Tank has a greed ring!"

Greed Ring by Darklightinthenightstar May 28, 2015

Greek Ring 

The ring of fecal and lubricant remnants found at the base of the penis after anal sex.

Although Rachel prefers not to do ass to mouth (ATM) after anal, she was so horny the other night that after I pulled out her ass, she deep throated the shaft all the way to the Greek ring.

Greek Ring by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Green Lantern Ring Pop 

"Green Lantern Ring Pop" describes the act of sticking a ring pop in a women's asshole while having intercourse and then reciting the Green Lantern Oath.

Hal: I pretended her asshole was my Lantern and performed the Green Lantern Ring Pop.
John: What the fuck is wrong with you man.

Green Lantern Ring Pop by Her_boyfriend May 5, 2025

Greedling 

1. A combination of Greed and Ling from the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Basically Greed but in Lin/Ling's body. Yeah. You know that's hot.

2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)

1. Greed fan: *squee* Greedling is SOO hot! Original Greed was hotter though.

2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!

Greedling by Greed the Avaricious June 15, 2011

GreedLing 

"Greed the Avaricious"

An extremely sexy character from the Manga series "Fullmetal Alchemist" and the Anime, "Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood". A homunculus, who cannot be killed through normal means. Siblings of Lust, Envy, Pride, Wrath, Sloth, and Gluttony. When the original Greed dies, he is reborn and put into a sexy Xingese character named Ling Yao, hereby creating a super-sexy- Homunculus. Fangirls dubbed him "GreedLing". Other such nicknames are: Greeling, LinGreed, and in the Manga,Grin.

He is the coolest, sexiest, cutest, and most Badass of all the homunculi.

Did I mention he is damn sexy?

Envy: Who's that? Over there, the sexy one.

Lust: Oh, that's Greed. Our new little brother.

Envy:Damn. Wish I were that sexy! I'm so JEALOUS.

Edward: It's GreedLing!

GreedLing by Greed the Avaricious/Sexiest April 4, 2013

season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.

CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.

season's greedings by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

greeding card 

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.

A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.

greeding card by Ae5Ea8 February 26, 2015